If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl





This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-


beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  • asylum-art:

    Floto+Warner Studio: Colorful Liquid Splashes Captured at 1/3500th of a Second Look Like Floating Sculpturest 

    Cassandra Warner and Jeremy Floto of Floto+Warner Studio recently produced this beautiful series of photos titled Clourant that seemingly turns large splashes of colorful liquid into glistening sculptures that hover in midair.  The photos were shot at a speed of 1/3,500th of a second, taking special care to disguise the origin of each burst making images appear almost digital in nature (the duo assures no Photoshop was used).


    i will never be mad at girls showing off their bodies on tumblr bc tbh if i was a hot girl on this site you wouldn’t even believe i owned clothes



this is the most accurate representation of this scene




    this is the most accurate representation of this scene



    LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes


    Attitude goals: Rihanna
    Ass shaking goals: Rihanna
    Style goals: Rihanna
    Sexiness goals: Rihanna
    Makeup goals: Rihanna
    Pussy pat goals: Rihanna
    Wife goals: Rihanna
    Life goals: Rihanna


    marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

    "A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude."

    (via awovoxo)

    One of my favorite quotes.

    (via boardssandbridles)