do u ever start to do a thing that is Stereotypically Mentally Ill (i.e. rocking, crying n muttering and doing Weird movements) and u feel like u r Faking it to seem mentally ill. even tho its completely involuntary and u r alone so thers no one to fake to except urself
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
horny for a meaningful relationship
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.