Nicotine and Faded Dreams

You are now a timelord

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:06:38 -0700

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

whatevs-bobevs: officialdrpepper: preferred pronouns: bro, broseph, broman, brotato, cosbronaut,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:05:55 -0700

whatevs-bobevs:

officialdrpepper:

preferred pronouns: bro, broseph, broman, brotato, cosbronaut, bromigo, broster, broham sandwich, george bromero, brorrito, brofessor, broticus maximus

I think you mean

bronouns

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:54:22 -0700

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:52:35 -0700

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:52:04 -0700

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

#just a reminder that people think this show is intellectual...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:50:39 -0700

#just a reminder that people think this show is intellectual and that those who watch it are sophisticated

NOPE NOT OK NO I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:49:29 -0700

NOPE NOT OK NO I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

itwouldhurttoomuch: #BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:47:28 -0700

itwouldhurttoomuch:

#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

“Wakey wakey, boys and girls. Wakey wakey.”

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:36 -0700

“Wakey wakey, boys and girls. Wakey wakey.”

tyflowsion: roses are red violets are blue im really hoping i can bang the shit out of you

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:22:26 -0700

tyflowsion:

roses are red

violets are blue

im really hoping

i can bang the shit out of you

kiss-me-in-your-jealous-rage: youcankissmysass: friendlyatheist...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:16:54 -0700

kiss-me-in-your-jealous-rage:

youcankissmysass:

friendlyatheist:

True story…

the struggle is real.. I’m sitting at one of these mini desks right now.

The problem is compounded when you’re left handed!

rneerkat: girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:11:25 -0700

rneerkat:

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

fatggot: i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:29:01 -0700

fatggot:

i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days

puzzlecrumb: Newport Beach at sunset

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:05:53 -0700

puzzlecrumb:

Newport Beach at sunset

rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:42:48 -0700

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:44 -0700

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

astropenguin: I WANT THIS TATTOO!!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:03:03 -0700

astropenguin:

I WANT THIS TATTOO!!!!

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:36 -0700

neraiutsuze: #Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:59:41 -0700

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

#Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:59:12 -0700

trvsh:

hey baby are you into

broke unstable losers